Ed Westwick

Sup, Ernestine Birdfeathers here. I'd say "long time no blog" and apologize, but this is a blog written by a duo whose smushname is Phaylor (pronounced failure), and I totally said it was a blog of failure. So.

I'm not even going to blog today. I'm just going to show you two beautiful images that were totally not shopped. And if they were shopped, I shopped them. But they weren't.

Ed Westwick looks like a fat snake.

He's Fuck Bass.

You're welcome.